#hc that Tony and May both don't know how to cook and Peter is the only one who can cook decently

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I imagine Peter doing the "My Emergency Contact" trend with May and Tony, and something like this happens:

May, screaming in the kitchen with the fire going up to the ceiling: AHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Tony, screaming along with her: I DON'T KNOW, OMG WE NEED AN ADULT!

May: WE >ARE< ADULTS!

Tony:

Tony: WE NEED A ADULT MORE ADULT!

Both Tony and May running around the kitchen trying to get a cloth to put out the fire and the fire just gets bigger

Pepper arrives with a fire extinguisher and ending the fire in seconds

Tony and May: Our savior...

Peter in the background typing madly on his phone

Tony: What are you doing here kid?

Peter: Oh nothing, just changing my emergency contacts to Ned and Pepper because YOU TWO BURNED THE FUCKING WATER

Tony:

May:

Tony and May: I can't argue with that